What this generation needs is a war.

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Yves Klein BlueAbout The Future

“He sounds like a garbling turkey.”

“How do you know that?”

“What do you mean?”

“I mean, how do you know that he sounds like a garbling turkey?”

“Well… because I listened to the song.”

“But you live in Australia, man. There aren’t any turkeys here. You don’t know what a fucking turkey sounds like.”

“I’ve seen them on TV.”

“That’s all sound editing, man. They don’t use an actual turkey. They rub cellophane together and sticky-tape four cats to a rabbit to get that sound. There’s no turkey in the studio. There never was a turkey in the studio. Nothing.”

“Bullshit, man. That’s ridiculous. How would that make a garbling turkey sound?”

“I don’t know, man. It just does. I saw it on TV.”

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(Photo taken from Joelzilla’s Photolog of a Sydney Kid. Check that out for yourself when you’ve got the time. It’s the kind of Sydney I’m familiar with.)

3 Responses to “What this generation needs is a war.”

  1. Sean the Sea Sick Seal says:

    I remember this song at Oxford Arts when I watched Yves. On the encore he came out and they put a spot light on him and he played an emotional rendition of this song, great performance but all I remember was how tight his pants were and all I could see was the shadow of his cock bulging out in the spot light. Thanks for the memories.

  2. Joan says:

    I’ve heard they aren’t all that cracking live.

    And maybe he was thinking about the future when you saw him; all those screaming women must get on your mind after a while.

  3. Sean High on Garlic Pills says:


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