Phil Selway, Radiohead’s drummer, is whispering, hushed and lush, about secrets. Here are some of mine:
- I last shit my pants aged 23.
- I once handed the majority of my savings in the form of a wad of cash to a teenage boy in Myanmar.
- I’m not sure love is a necessary ingredient of a successful marriage.
- I once went four months without masturbating.
- I think I believe in a god.
- I would like to spend a weekend or two high on vicodin.
[Buy Familial.]
Dear humans,
Fuck you. I gave you tits as well as my deepest secrets, and you don’t have the courtesy to comment. Go cunt yourselves.
Z.
Not really into pierced tits.
As for some of mine:
- I’m gay
- I teared at the end of Toy Story 3
- I cried on the plane back to Canada
Better, Zac?