Disloyal lover

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Big Hard Excellent Fish – Imperfect List

Adolf Hitler, Mike Gatting, Terry and June, fucking-bastard Thatcher, insincere social climate of mixed origin, overdose, Scouse impersonators, macho dick-head, Bonnie Langford, poll tax, Neighbours, lost keys, phoney friend, the Royal Family, Stock Aitken and Waterman, heartbreaking lying friend, smiling Judas, Myra Hindley, acid rain, stinking rich female in furs, disloyal lover, wife and child beater, drunken abuser, racist, bully, the Sun newspaper, AIDS inventor, Leon Brittan, all nonsense, massive-massive oilslick, loneliness, cancer, hard cold fish, hunger, greed, imperfect list, gut-wrenching disappointment, homeless, evil gossiping fashion bastard, Radio 1, tasteless A&R wanker, Nurse Ratched, the Tory invention of the non-working class, cold turkey, Mr. Jesse Helms, Thatcher coccyx, Hillsborough, weird British judges, depression, apartheid, J. Edgar Hoover, John Lennon’s murder, Hiroshima, anyone’s murder, Vietnam, the breakdown of the NHS, the bomb, Heysel stadium, Police harassment, the death of the rain forest, the Troubles, red-necks, the Clan, rape, imprisonment of innocents, the all-American way, the sending off of Len Shackleton, red sock in the white washing, Nancy’s term, Tienanmen square, Ronnie’s term, sexual harassment, Jimmy Tarbuck, mile long checkout queue, sick baby, Nelson Mandela’s imprisonment, miscarriage. Where were you? [Amazon.]

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