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Queen – Don’t Try Suicide

How many ways are there to kill yourself?

I thought about a couple: belly-flop into the North Atlantic ocean from an airplane; slit your wrists with your father’s carving knife; sit idly in the garage with the doors and windows closed and the car running; pluck a plant from the garden, pretend it’s Gillyweed, dive headfirst into the swimming pool and breathe; play a round of Kings with petrol instead of alcohol; adopt a rabid pitbull… [The Game.]

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