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Jónsi – Tornado

I’m imagining a man at a bar sitting side-by-side with a perfectly still tornado. Just wisps of white wind and debris in spirals circling their way to the ceiling.

Unfashionably dressed, with his plain blue collared shirt tucked – front, back, and waist – into his jeans. He’s leaned over the bar, can cupped in his focused hands, and singing. Quietly, to begin with. His throat is extended, his Adam’s apple exposed with a jagged triangle bursting from the skin covered in stubbly black hair and the odd white. He’s singing a simple song, as if he were just talking, just getting it out. His ears twitch when he says, “You. You grow like tornado. You grow from the inside. Destroy everything through. Destroy from the inside.” And the bartender unlatches the locked stained-glass window, to let some of the night in after a long day, and the breeze comes sifting in through the bare legs and soaked ankles on the barroom floor. And the breeze creeps and crawls and finds the wisps of white wind spirals at the counter. And the spirals start to spin, when the creeping breeze touches them.

“You sound so blue. You now are gloom.” This breeze, once gentle, comes forcefully now from the roaring quiet of the outer-city avenue. And the jackets come quickly from the shoulders of the chairs and wrap around the prettiest, most slender waists first. And the tornado spins spins spins spins. And the glasses fall from the counter top, shattering on the barroom floor, against the dried drink from the night before, so the shards glowing like crystals in the dim light scatter like marbles on uneven ground.

His throat now shaking free from the vines of skin and muscle and bone splits veins that wrap around the revolving winds beside him and this mix of wind and odd chunks of dirt and blood is tearing from him this voice altogether brash and subtle and blinding. “YOU. YOU GROW, YOU ROAR. ALTHOUGH DISGUISED, I KNOW YOU.” And his lungs come strangled by the winds, the two of them shriveled and purple and floating in the middle. His heart, like a pendulum swinging by a thousand strings of gold, comes next. It swivels on an invisible axis. And the chairs and stools come crashing down around this man and this tornado, beating like mad-men on newly-bought drums while the glass clinks and clangs and this man sings to twisted tornado from tightened tongue. [Go.]

Take them back to your red house.

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Tom Waits – Ol’ 55

Isabella had an atlas. Three to be true: one under her bed which was new and still had shop stickers on its front, a second in her school-bag which was covered in brown paper, torn at the edges, and had her name and age (“7.5”) on the front, and the third she kept it in plastic covering, in a shoe box, four branches up on her favourite tree (the one with the tyre swing – the one nobody made her as it was just there when she moved in). Using her sisters green nail polish, the paint she’d use to brighten her feet, Isabella traced over anything black within this book, and this was to include every available border. She thought they were mistakes or stains, almost certainly they were intrusions. She was adamant they had tarnished and made chaotic what was intended to be a pretty picture. With some pink nail polish she’d paint bridges from one city or world to another – places she was sure needed such connection, including a deliberate, ruler inspired pink bridge from Guyana straight to Dakar. She preferred the pages with just the continents. They weren’t perfect, they were all different colours, so she still wasn’t sure how to make them all friends, but they at least had her golden stars.

[Buy album.]

Are we on our way?

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Detox Retox – Caroline

I’m not sure what this song is about, probably something as regurgitated as the end of a relationship, but when I hear it all I can think about is a road trip.

You stayed up all night lining the roads in a borrowed atlas with a pink highlighter to show where your adventure will take you. The car just had a checkup and an oil change. Caroline packed turkey and provolone sandwiches, stacked neatly in a cooler next to cans of cola and a small bag of carrots.

There’s a new playlist entitled “ROAD TRIP” on your iPod, sleeping bags conveniently cover the bottle of whiskey in the trunk, and you both have your seat belts snapped on.

Caroline rolls down her window in the car parked in your driveway. With an elbow resting out in the summer sun, she turns to you. “Are we on our way?”

1, 2, 3, and yes we are.

[Buy Movement when it comes out June 15.]

A teenager in love with Christ and heroin.

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The Pains Of Being Pure At Heart – A Teenager In Love

Endorphins meet dolphins on the Gulf of Mexico squeaking from their blow-holes waiting for the next wave to sully their salty smiles. Ultraviolet violence comes crashing from the bolted metal arks with staggering javelins poking and prodding at the Earth’s sweaty bellybutton.

Sarah meets Maker on the rickety staircase of her aunty’s Victorian five-bedroom house on Chapel St. Her Cross Country medals sit perched on the wall, never dusted. Her cheques sit in the mailbox too far from the front door, and living alone no lover brings them to her. The neighbour on her left, Liam, sometimes does the deed, if lonely.

[Hold close The Pains Of Being Pure At Heart.]

lextrical – Nautical Automaton

Quentin Tarantino’s James Bond short, filmed during his hallucinatory-arthouse-phase, exposed everything that was important about The Man With The Golden Gun. In its succinct runtime of seventeen-minutes, fifty-seven seconds, Quentin plays his cards: foreign seductresses, ear-rattling explosions, hair-raising chases in ramshackle Cadillacs, an intimidating-yet-laughable villain, a finely cut beige Armani suit, and an endless array of buzzing, beeping, brrrat!-ing gadgets. And a shark tank.

And so, the shark tank scene: it will not be the kind where Bond goes toe-to-toe with a pack of tiger sharks, rendering them immobile with swift jabs to their noses, no sir. Bond will take with him his mistress, Eva, and they will twirl amongst the frenzy, soaked through to the bone. And her clothes – clinging to her supple breasts, her pert frame – will slip away. And while they nibble on one another, the beasts will tear strips of flesh from their form, whirring from the predatory machine within.

And the blood will bubble and stain the opaque walls.

[Pay-what-you-want-or-pay-nothing on pre-release for Heavy Lextricity. Oh, and find some rhythmic beans.]

When love came and told me I shouldn’t sleep

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Rufus Wainwright – Bewitched

horizontally speaking he’s at his very best.

For one of such emotion, Wainwright summons great composure from every touch of key and crackle of throat. It’s a song that would bring a crowd to calm and stillness, but for applause at songs end. I’m in love with the piano pumping blood, with the voice of such great bravery – you can only help but feel privileged to be part of this, to be a witness. A distinct voice, a wandering eye over diary entries, a spillage of heart-discovery for you and for me. One of few songs to bring me to tears.

and long for the day when I’ll cling to him.

[Purchase the soundtrack – which includes the above piece – to one of the greatest films ever made here.]

I tell them to get fucked; they put me away.

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“This fucking city / is run by pigs / they take away the rights / from all the kids.”

Just a small coincidence.

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iotah – Foreign Lover

Errant leaves scattered clumps of brown on the tar of a quiet road in Siren. Siren, a town of no more than two-hundred inhabitants and, if fortunate, a visitor or two each year, was gifting Autumn its final hurrah, a pat on the back before being gift-wrapped in brown paper with a violet string and sent on its way to college. Winter this year was falling hurriedly on the sloping hills surrounding Siren; hills made not altogether of dust and weeds, but awash with beehives in every rocky alcove, every tilted tree, every false step. In Winter, the bees would bite down on their mandibles, fearful of a trigger-happy Queen sending them into the uninviting wilderness, the biting cold. But in Summer, well, the hills of Siren overflowed with honey streaming down the cracks in the earth and finishing, folded in layers, at the porches and stoops of homes and businesses everywhere.

[Triple J are hosting a tasty selection from iotah as part of their Unearthed series, so be sure to mosey on over there to have a listen.]

bearhug – Grapefruit

Mother hadn’t said a word, staring at the remaining scraps of food left on her dinner plate. Dinner, she thought, was lovely tonight. Father had come good on his word to play chef for the evening, to give her some respite from the thankless slog of day-to-day housekeeping. Fixated on the clustered colors in front of her – the unwanted green peas, the once-creamy-now-mushy-white chunks of potato, the slivers of meat scattered carelessly against the worn-weary pattern painted on each plate in the thirty-piece set – there wasn’t anything there to frown upon. Maybe it was the onset of Winter, the cold creeping into her teeth, but she couldn’t bring herself to indulge in dessert. Untouched, in the center of the dining room table, sat one porcelain bowl of Siren Hill’s Honey.

[Bearhug have a free EP, Cartoon Islands, on offer at their MySpace page. It’s terribly colorful. Their next, To Anything, is released late-June.]

The Jezabels – Easy To Love

Siren’s hospital, a pastel building found without trouble by the ever-lit red cross at its entrance, was buzzing with activity on Winter’s Eve. The hospital’s entire roster was on call – all three doctors, nine nurses, three administrative officers, and Errol the janitor. There were two mothers laboring through the heaving trials of childbirth this evening. Both had arrived at similar times, accompanied by equally concerned husbands, and found themselves side-by-side in the hospital’s two remaining rooms. As the evening set and Siren’s streetlights began to flicker off, automated and comforting in that sense, both women fell into a rhythm that propelled the other along. Room one: heave, rest. Room two: rest, heave. Room one: heave, cry, rest. Room two: rest, cry, heave. As their cries met, mingling for a moment, the Moon found its snug groove in the night sky and looked cozily upon the two vessels hoisting into the world two more for the Sun to enlighten, two more for the Moon to soothe.

[And you, yes you, curious reader, should pinch pennies from pockets to pick up a copy of The JezabelsShe’s So Hard. At $6.99, it’s a steal.]

“So don’t get any, big ideas.”

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Brakes, steering, and everything.

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Mando Diao – Crystal

Darling, I risk too much with a basic truth.

Crystal sways like the slow moving dance floor of the afterlife, doesn’t it? I’ve never sat so comfortably with thoughts of that which is so answerless. It’s a pleasure, such as the head-out-the-window-of-a-moving-car with teeming eyes type feel. Dogs understand the basic pleasures.

Stop! In the name of love.

I know of a man who achieved inebriation on chapel wine – he’s happy now, but no longer drinking; he has a picture of Mother Theresa on his fridge. I know of another who forged the signature of a priest on Mass cards and pocketed the money of unsuspecting grievers and believers. These are the fun sinners, I imagine. Those who give God the giggles.

I know within my area there are those carrying convictions of sexual abuse, those who faked mental breakdown to ease a storm of rape accusation.

I know of homes that lure the ears of neighbours with male fist to spouse face quakes. Those who beat the pet rabbit with the aid of steel toecaps and hung it upon the door handle.

Beware, those people will pose themselves centre stage. When the priest looks over his glasses, know that these will be the first of the flock he sees. They represent us all – not that we asked for representation. Alter breathers.

The alter breathers.

They won’t be with angels.

[Purchase the limited edition  version (one with extra packing and wonderfulness and beats) that is ‘Give Me Fire’ here.]

These people are weird in here.

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Marina & The Diamonds – The Outsider

It started inconspicuously, the cold. Lunch tray gripped firmly, back bent inwards that painful way for posture, her elbows locked. She felt the bones shifting furniture, taking down paintings, scratching at the front door and throwing away the key. Then her knees. A subtle crack, a tightening in her lower thighs, a stop. She scanned the room, desperate for somebody that could help her, somebody that would notice. There he was: that young collegiate professor, with the burgundy sweater and its off-yellow trim and thin-rimmed glasses accentuating his oddly gray expressions. He stared, his gaze almost cruel, at the unremarkable woman stood frozen across the cafeteria. She felt the cold tingling along the base of her neck, touching the softest sides of her throat – these were the spots that her four most recent lovers had often neglected. They had grazed their lips against her neck, their tongues, and been close but never there. She wouldn’t have the means to speak soon.

[If you’re satisfied, buy The Family Jewels.]

InMemory – Daddy Raised Us Kings

Fuck you, mom. Fuck you, dad. Fuck you, teachers, and fuck your keeping-me-up-late-at-night-assignments and irrelevant examinations. Fuck you, [insert best friend’s name], you’re always trying to show me up. Yeah you are, with your designer label clothing and your thoughtfully messy hairstyle. Fuck you, girlfriend, I know you’re messing around behind my back with [insert best friend’s name]. I know you don’t love me. That’s okay, we’re young, it doesn’t count. We’ll grow old and forget each other and marry other people and maybe wistfully think once about the good ol’ high school days, and there will be no animosity, just our own marveling at how we’ve grown. But fuck you anyway. [J.R.]